TINDER LINES THAT WORK EVERY TIME ♥
- How are you doing?” *Joey from Friends voice*
- Tell you what I want, what I really want. A) To know, who was your favorite Spice Girl? and B) Your number?
- Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
- I bet you’re more cool IRL than via URL.
- Are you a big spoon, a little spoon, or a “GTFO of my bed I’m TIRED!”?
- Are you a little more country or a little more rock n’ roll?
- What’s the most embarrassing thing I’ll find if I Google you?
- I think you’re attractive and would love to get to know you without a screen involved.
TINDER ICEBREAKERS ♥
- Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
- I can’t wait for you mom to say, “He/She could do better…” after meeting me.
- Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgment.
- I won’t set my phone to silent just in case there’s a chance I’ll hear from you.
- Hello…it’s me…
- (Do you think Adele regrets that song?)
- What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
- Wanna be pen pals?
- Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
- Were you a N’SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
SMOOTH PICK UP LINES ♥
- Swear to drunk I’m not God…just intoxicated by you.
- You know what would be great? Talking to you.
- What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
- I’m watching The Notebook and crying and need to be talked off a ledge. Help?
- I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there’s no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait…
CLEVER PICK UP LINES ♥
- QUICK. Which rom com is your fave?
- We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella…
- Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers or toes?
- I have to be honest, the thought of being around in you in person makes me really nervous but I’m willing to go through it if you’ll go out with me.
